Which would you rather??????

Eat a carrot after it was stepped by the bottom of a dirty shoe or lick the top of someones shoe?
Swim in sewage or eat someone else's vomit? 
Kiss a frog or a slug?
Do something stupid in front of two important people or a hundred unimportant ones?
Pierce your nose or shave your head?
Its time to choose!
toodles,
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